Yes-sir-ree, we done got us a new burger joint here deep in the heart of Texas. "Fat Ho" Burgers had their grand opening Tuesday.
Come on down and join me. We can chow down on a "Supa Dupa Fly Ho" burger (two patties), or if you're not that hungry, how 'bout a "Supa Fly Ho," which is a single patty. If you're famished, try the "Bad Mamajama"! Weighing in with four patties, it's not for any "Skinny Ass Ho".
Yep, just stayin' classy here in the Lone Star State!
Till next time, win the flips.